Where in the Universe are the plans to Rick’s Portal Gun?

Clue Rick and Morty Product Announcement

August 11, 2017:

CLUE®: Rick and Morty™ Back in Blackout Edition has arrived, changing the universe forever! Unfortunately, unless you figure out WHO stole the plans for Rick’s Portal Gun, WHERE they are hiding and WHAT item they used in the heist, that change is going to be for the worse.

Ahem. Morty, Summer, Beth, Mr. Poopybutthole...Jerry. Now, I know you guys are ready to pitch in to help track down the thief, but it’s not going to be easy. It’s a really big universe. You know. Huge. Better start looking for the culprit. Shoo.

Hmmmm, Bird Planet, Pluto, Gazorpazorp—ugh, maybe even the Citadel of Ricks. That villain is out there. Doing…something…you gotta find ‘em!

Oh, yeah, you’ll want to keep track of all the rumors you uncover using a score sheet. And a writing implement. And all of your brains. Pay attention! This is important stuff. WHO, WHERE, WHAT, people!

There’s a lot of people who might have stolen my Portal Gun plans. Revolio Clockburg, Jr., Zeep Xanflorp, Tammy Guterman, Risotto Groupon, Beta-Seven, the Gromflomites—basically a whole bunch of jealous people. It sure is hard to be a fun-loving Super-Genius in this universe.

I just wish I knew what they used against me. I don’t have a lot of weaknesses, you know. But I mean, I’m still human. Was it a Dream Inceptor? A Meeseeks Box? You don’t think…nah, nobody would use my Flask against me…

So—you need to listen, Jerry—so, just make sure you figure out who has the Portal Gun plans. If you don’t, maybe we all just don’t wake up tomorrow. Nobody wants that. Get down to your local toy and game shop and pick up CLUE®: Rick and Morty™ Back in Blackout Edition before it’s too late.

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